Picture |
Reviewer(s) |
Cafe |
Grade |
Comments |
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Mr
Cafeometer |
Betty's,
Ilkley |
8 |
A surprise
entry but hard to beat on quality of food even at restaurant prices.
Handy for Ilkley moor and much quieter than its other chain members
means often no need to queue. Arguably occupies a grey area between
cafe and the hated tea room but does serve chips and beer so sneaks
in.
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Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Master Cafeometer |
Ilkley Lido Cafe |
8 |
A change of emphasis an open air pool with both a cafe and a view. Water temperature and the location leave you breathlessThe chips are as cheap as... and the price is near as makes no difference. Reccomended, alas only May till November but in many ways what this site is for.
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James
associate member
(Notts North) |
The Old Smithy
Tea Rooms & Bistro,
Monyash |
8 |
To be fair it is
neither a Tea Rooms nor a Bistro, but thankfully somewhere in between.
The Smithy's breakfast is legendary, good quality ingredients and
decent portions, if a little on the pricey side. The atmosphere is
superb, a shabby whitewashed 200 year old barn with folk instruments
on the walls. If you are in the heart of the White Peak, camping,
walking, climbing or caving then this is a life-saver.
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Mr
Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Siblings in law |
Siskins
Cafe, Winlatter Pass, the Lakes |
7.5 |
Shock and awe on
this one. A Forestry Commission concession of all things. However
excellent food and especially nice staff who seem loathe to charge
you for their excellent home cooked food. Set amongst better than
average pine forest of douglas firs and there is a bird feeder hanging
by the balcony which provides great entertainment. On the C2C cycle
route. View slightly obscured by trees and attached to a tourist tat
shop otherwise perfect.
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Mr Cafeometer |
Wilf's
the Lakes |
7.5 |
A quality cafe with
a good menu and handy for gear shops. Excellent terrace over mill
race makes for excellent al fresco eating. Compromised by 10 0 Clock
opening and relatively large distance to mountains.
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Mr Cafeometer |
That
one
by the Cat and Fiddle
AKA Peak view cafe
Peak District |
7.5 |
Quality cafe with
on the rare occasions it is not in the clouds a great view in to wildboarclough.
Ideally situated for a range of activities. Good food especially homemade
cakes. Again borders on the tea room. The table decoration is particularly
kitsch and vile and the grade reflects this.
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Mr
Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer |
Nice
Things Cafe,
Helmsley |
7.5 |
Punches above its
weight this one. Just off the market place in Helmsley near Sutton
bank in the North York Moors. Homemade cakes excellent chips and
friendly staff make its initially uninviting exterior irrelevant.
Handy for Rivelaux Abbey and many mountain biking possibilities.
Only marked down for slightly stingy portions and tendency for tourist
prices.
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Mr Cafeometer |
Erics Cafe Tremadog |
7.5 |
Mythic status and
run by a legend. Owned and run by the first man to solo the Eiger's
North face in winter. The cafe is virtually at the bottom of some
of Wales's finest climbing. Sells climbing gear and makes the experience
of climbing very luxurious. However the food is good but not great
and there is something just a tad demeaning about a legend in a pinny.
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Mr
Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer |
Dr B's
Harrogate |
7 |
Run as a training program by Barnardos
for young people with learning needs. This I figured would be an awkward
eating experience, but it wasn't. Good food at cut-throat prices from
fresh local ingredients. This meant the good looking chips and bacon
remained untested. The belting veggy soup however justified the mark
on its own. Staff friendly and helpful.
Marked down for view of main road and side of hospital, fairly limited
menu and alas only 9 while 3 opening Monday to Friday.
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James
associate member
(Notts North) |
Scarthin Books,
Cromford. |
7 |
The Narnia of cafes. Scarthin bookshop
cafe is in a room behind a secret panel (no really) on the second floor
of this impressive book shop. If in doubt look for the climbing guides.
Home cooked, mostly veggie and vegan food in a pleasant and eclectic
interior. Limited availability of bacon drags it down to a 7. If anyone
knows what the markings on the back of the door are I would love to
know. Worth a visit just for the location. |
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Mr Cafeometer |
Grindleford
Cafe |
7 |
Should score higher,
an institution. Huge portion size proper dingy vibe, handy for most
of the peak district and produces its own spring water. But subscribes
to the thou shalt not sign disease (see Edale Station Cafe) and whilst
this may well be tongue in cheek one does feel you may be being allowed
to eat there.
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Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Master Cafeometer |
Mollie's Cafe Starbeck |
6.5 |
Does what it says on the tin. Its a cafe, the portions are generous, a bit on the greasy side of the spoon but non the worse for that. Nice friendly staff you can see the park, handy for my house.
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Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer |
Wild Ginger,
Harrogate |
6.5 |
Alas time and perhaps their pricing and food policies mean Wild
Ginger is no more. Perhaps what was once inovation became the norm
and I don't suppose the credit crunch helped.
Almost a
tea room as no chips offered, you have to make do with potato wedges.
It does do beer however. A vegetarian cafe with an enviable reputation,
some nice dishes and a tendancy to market itself to the knit your
own yogurt fraternity. Food is only decent despite numerous claims
about provenance. There does seem to be a lack of imagination in
the kitchen which is so important in vegetarian cooking . Service
is friendly but pedestrian and prices are steep. style over content
probably sums it up best.
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Mr
Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Master Cafeometer
James
Victoria
Ewan |
The Orangery Cafe
Markeaton Park,
Derby |
6 |
Could have been
a contender. Set in a former heated citrus house, overlooking potentially
beautiful gardens the Orangery ticks a few boxes. Food is reasonable,
prices are keen, even if my sibling winced. However faded grandeur,
Pink decor and the kind of tumbledown decay that is no longer charm
but the onset of destruction gives a menacing air. On a more positive
note it is very handy for a narrow gauge steam train that Master
Cafeometer loved.
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Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer |
Glenmore
Lodge campsite Loch Morlich |
6 |
Surprise entry
but deserves a mention, over the road by the campsite does good food
and easier than cooking your own if camping by Loch Morlich. Also
provides excellent red squirrel viewing venue. Compromised by popularity
and frequented in winter by skiers, nuff said. |
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Mr Cafeometer |
St
Just airport, Cornwall |
6 |
Little known does"aviators
breakfast" (trad plate of grease) you can watch the planes take
off, food only average |
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Mr Cafeometer |
The
Red Barn Woolacombe |
6 |
Surfer haunt but
does provide valuable nutrition prior to wrestling with atlantic ocean
or building sandcastles. Pretentious but just about carries it off.
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Mr &
Mrs Cafeometer John, Catherine
associate members
(Derby) |
How Stean
Gorge Cafe,
Nidderdale
|
5 |
Semi tourist trap
in very picturesque location. Popular with the born again biker crowd
and on the Nidderdale way. Prices are high and although the food is
good somehow the vibe is all wrong. |
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Mr Cafeometer |
The
Woodbine cafe, Hope |
5 |
Deserves no more.
Portion size is stingy, food often undercooked could do better. |
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Mr Cafeometer |
Outside
Hathersage |
5 |
Again ought to be a legend given proximity to Stanage and gear
shop heaven. But bizarre menu fascism which means chips and egg
is a forbidden combination and stingy portion size all count against
it. Often has good artwork on display.
Update 20/4/06. Rumours abound of a change
of ownership I would welcome a current review
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