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Picture Reviewer(s) Cafe Grade
Comments
Mr Cafeometer Betty's, Ilkley 8
A surprise entry but hard to beat on quality of food even at restaurant prices. Handy for Ilkley moor and much quieter than its other chain members means often no need to queue. Arguably occupies a grey area between cafe and the hated tea room but does serve chips and beer so sneaks in.

Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Master Cafeometer
Ilkley Lido Cafe 8

A change of emphasis an open air pool with both a cafe and a view. Water temperature and the location leave you breathlessThe chips are as cheap as... and the price is near as makes no difference. Reccomended, alas only May till November but in many ways what this site is for.

 

James
associate member
(Notts North)
The Old Smithy Tea Rooms & Bistro,
Monyash
8
To be fair it is neither a Tea Rooms nor a Bistro, but thankfully somewhere in between. The Smithy's breakfast is legendary, good quality ingredients and decent portions, if a little on the pricey side. The atmosphere is superb, a shabby whitewashed 200 year old barn with folk instruments on the walls. If you are in the heart of the White Peak, camping, walking, climbing or caving then this is a life-saver.

Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Siblings in law

Siskins Cafe, Winlatter Pass, the Lakes
7.5
Shock and awe on this one. A Forestry Commission concession of all things. However excellent food and especially nice staff who seem loathe to charge you for their excellent home cooked food. Set amongst better than average pine forest of douglas firs and there is a bird feeder hanging by the balcony which provides great entertainment. On the C2C cycle route. View slightly obscured by trees and attached to a tourist tat shop otherwise perfect.

Mr Cafeometer
Wilf's
the Lakes
7.5
A quality cafe with a good menu and handy for gear shops. Excellent terrace over mill race makes for excellent al fresco eating. Compromised by 10 0 Clock opening and relatively large distance to mountains.

Mr Cafeometer
That one
by the Cat and Fiddle
AKA Peak view cafe
Peak District
7.5
Quality cafe with on the rare occasions it is not in the clouds a great view in to wildboarclough. Ideally situated for a range of activities. Good food especially homemade cakes. Again borders on the tea room. The table decoration is particularly kitsch and vile and the grade reflects this.

nice things

Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer

Nice Things Cafe,
Helmsley
7.5
Punches above its weight this one. Just off the market place in Helmsley near Sutton bank in the North York Moors. Homemade cakes excellent chips and friendly staff make its initially uninviting exterior irrelevant. Handy for Rivelaux Abbey and many mountain biking possibilities. Only marked down for slightly stingy portions and tendency for tourist prices.

Mr Cafeometer Erics Cafe Tremadog 7.5
Mythic status and run by a legend. Owned and run by the first man to solo the Eiger's North face in winter. The cafe is virtually at the bottom of some of Wales's finest climbing. Sells climbing gear and makes the experience of climbing very luxurious. However the food is good but not great and there is something just a tad demeaning about a legend in a pinny.

Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Dr B's
Harrogate
7

Run as a training program by Barnardos for young people with learning needs. This I figured would be an awkward eating experience, but it wasn't. Good food at cut-throat prices from fresh local ingredients. This meant the good looking chips and bacon remained untested. The belting veggy soup however justified the mark on its own. Staff friendly and helpful.
Marked down for view of main road and side of hospital, fairly limited menu and alas only 9 while 3 opening Monday to Friday.

James
associate member
(Notts North)

Scarthin Books, Cromford. 7 The Narnia of cafes. Scarthin bookshop cafe is in a room behind a secret panel (no really) on the second floor of this impressive book shop. If in doubt look for the climbing guides. Home cooked, mostly veggie and vegan food in a pleasant and eclectic interior. Limited availability of bacon drags it down to a 7. If anyone knows what the markings on the back of the door are I would love to know. Worth a visit just for the location.

Mr Cafeometer
Grindleford Cafe
7
Should score higher, an institution. Huge portion size proper dingy vibe, handy for most of the peak district and produces its own spring water. But subscribes to the thou shalt not sign disease (see Edale Station Cafe) and whilst this may well be tongue in cheek one does feel you may be being allowed to eat there.

Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Master Cafeometer
Mollie's Cafe Starbeck 6.5

Does what it says on the tin. Its a cafe, the portions are generous, a bit on the greasy side of the spoon but non the worse for that. Nice friendly staff you can see the park, handy for my house.

 

Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer

Wild Ginger,
Harrogate

6.5

Update 24/4/2009
Alas time and perhaps their pricing and food policies mean Wild Ginger is no more. Perhaps what was once inovation became the norm and I don't suppose the credit crunch helped.

Almost a tea room as no chips offered, you have to make do with potato wedges. It does do beer however. A vegetarian cafe with an enviable reputation, some nice dishes and a tendancy to market itself to the knit your own yogurt fraternity. Food is only decent despite numerous claims about provenance. There does seem to be a lack of imagination in the kitchen which is so important in vegetarian cooking . Service is friendly but pedestrian and prices are steep. style over content probably sums it up best.


nice things Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Master Cafeometer
James
Victoria
Ewan
The Orangery Cafe
Markeaton Park,
Derby
6

Could have been a contender. Set in a former heated citrus house, overlooking potentially beautiful gardens the Orangery ticks a few boxes. Food is reasonable, prices are keen, even if my sibling winced. However faded grandeur, Pink decor and the kind of tumbledown decay that is no longer charm but the onset of destruction gives a menacing air. On a more positive note it is very handy for a narrow gauge steam train that Master Cafeometer loved.

 

Mr Cafeometer
Mrs Cafeometer
Glenmore Lodge campsite Loch Morlich
6
Surprise entry but deserves a mention, over the road by the campsite does good food and easier than cooking your own if camping by Loch Morlich. Also provides excellent red squirrel viewing venue. Compromised by popularity and frequented in winter by skiers, nuff said.
Mr Cafeometer
St Just airport, Cornwall
6
Little known does"aviators breakfast" (trad plate of grease) you can watch the planes take off, food only average
Mr Cafeometer
The Red Barn Woolacombe
6
Surfer haunt but does provide valuable nutrition prior to wrestling with atlantic ocean or building sandcastles. Pretentious but just about carries it off.


Mr & Mrs Cafeometer
John, Catherine
associate members
(Derby)

How Stean
Gorge Cafe,
Nidderdale

5
Semi tourist trap in very picturesque location. Popular with the born again biker crowd and on the Nidderdale way. Prices are high and although the food is good somehow the vibe is all wrong.
Mr Cafeometer
The Woodbine cafe, Hope
5
Deserves no more. Portion size is stingy, food often undercooked could do better.
Mr Cafeometer
Outside Hathersage
5

Again ought to be a legend given proximity to Stanage and gear shop heaven. But bizarre menu fascism which means chips and egg is a forbidden combination and stingy portion size all count against it. Often has good artwork on display.
Update 20/4/06. Rumours abound of a change of ownership I would welcome a current review