| Picture | Reviewer(s) | Cafe | Grade | Comments | |
|  | Mr Cafeometer Mrs Cafeometer | Milligans Cafe Harrogate | 3.5 | Not 
            truly awful but leaves a taste in the mouth like eating a barely defrosted 
            meat pie. The food was mediocre, service was confusing and indifferent. 
            The prices would not be out of place in somewhere you genuinely wanted 
            to go. There is also a special desk for you to pay on the way out 
            with nobody on it . Style was from a low rent Vegas casino. Wins the 
            prize for the worst cup of coffee I have ever had in civilization. 
            Harrogate has many cafes try some of them first. | |
|  | Mr Cafeometer | Edale 
            Station Cafe  | 2 | Food decidedly average, no views despite dream location 
            and the sign disease is endemic. You feel decidedly unwelcome and 
            so must be not recommended. | |
|  | Mr 
          Cafeometer Mrs Cafeometer Mother in Law | CJ's 
            Coffee Shop Knaresborough | 1.5 | A new low for the Cafeometer. Decor from an environmental health 
              inspectors nightmare. The only evidence of hygiene being the grubby 
              food hygiene certificates encrusted with a cocktail of grease and 
              nicotine. Sign disease much in evidence and hot food not available 
              after 3.30 Pm. Staff made up of real grotesques with equal contempt 
              for themselves and their customers.  |